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<<Oh, this was too precious to pass up!\u00a0 Jim>>
\nMemo from Management:
\nAll employees will be required to look happy while at work.
\nHere is the new low cost, company approved solution
\nto cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
\nEach employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
\nFig 1.
\n\"\"
\nAssemble items as shown in Fig 2.
\nFig 2.
\n\"\"
\nApply as shown in Fig 3.
\nFig 3.
\n\"\"
\nEnjoy your day.
\nThis new office equipment will help you to reach
\nthe end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
\nCheers!
\nThe Management<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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