<<Oh, this was too precious to pass up! Jim>>
Memo from Management:
All employees will be required to look happy while at work.
Here is the new low cost, company approved solution
to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)
Fig 1.
Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.
Fig 2.
Apply as shown in Fig 3.
Fig 3.
Enjoy your day.
This new office equipment will help you to reach
the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Cheers!
The Management
